Would you rather questions

Dilemmas built so both options actually hurt. The ones that split a room.

Suppose everyone had to swap jobs with a random stranger for one month a year. Which job are you dreading?
Be very slightly too cold every single day of your life — or very slightly too warm, but only whenever you're indoors?
You get to build an app that works for you and nobody else. What does it do?
Spend a day as a pet — yours, or the neighborhood cat — or let a pet spend a day as you, handling your entire schedule?
You may ban one thing worldwide for a year. What goes, and who will be absolutely furious?
Every shoe you own is half a size too roomy — or every chair you sit on is two centimeters too low?
You're given one clone identical to you. What do you hand over to them, and how long before they quit?
Trade bodies with the person on your left for a week — or keep your own body and trade entire lives with them instead?
Animals can suddenly speak, but only to complain. What's the first grumble you hear?
Have every weekend planned for you by someone who knows you well — or have every weekend stay completely blank, with you never allowed to plan one again?
Suppose money vanished and everything ran on favors owed. What would make you rich?
Chat with every animal, except they're all unbelievably boring — or speak every human language, but you sound like a car navigation voice in all of them?
Gravity drops by half for ten minutes at three every afternoon. Describe your new afternoon routine.
Always know the exact time without checking anything — or always know exactly how long a task will take before you begin?
Convenience stores are adding one impossible product. What do you want on the shelf, and what does it cost?
Be strong enough to lift a car, but you drop anything smaller than a melon — or never need rest again, though you can also never sleep and the nights get long?
You're reborn in a fantasy world tomorrow morning. What's your class, and which skill would you honestly be good at?
Shrink to the size of a cat whenever you feel like it — or grow to three meters tall whenever you feel like it, except the change takes five full minutes?
Deserted island, unlimited food and water, one object that runs on no electricity. What are you bringing?
The elevator arrives the instant you press the button and always contains one extremely chatty stranger — or you take the stairs every time and reach the top fresher than when you started?
Same island, except now you pick one person here to be stranded with. Who, and what do the two of you do on day one?
A door that opens anywhere, restricted to places you've already been — or a propeller hat that reaches anywhere new at bicycle speed?
Your home now includes a room that produces anything you ask for, but the door unlocks once a month. What comes out the first time?
Your dream role surrounded by people you can't stand — or a tedious role surrounded by people you'd happily see at weekends?
Every night from midnight until dawn you turn into an animal. Which animal, and what's the plan?
Be born with one gift that requires no effort whatsoever — or gain the ability to reach professional level at anything in exactly a hundred hours?
Doraemon opens the pocket and lets you keep exactly one gadget for life. Which one, and be honest about why?
Get added to every group chat on the planet — or get quietly removed from every group chat you're currently in?
You may add one new rule to how the world operates and everyone has to follow it. What's the rule?
Be the one everyone at the party is lining up to talk to — or the one that a single person wants to talk to all night?