Clean dares that need no equipment
Doable sitting on a sofa. Accents, impressions, thirty-second speeches, no props.
- Play a 15-second air guitar solo, and make the face that goes with it.
- Have a 20-second conversation with the person on your right using only animal noises.
- Sing the chorus of an anime opening you still know by heart.
- Name everyone here in the order they showed up today.
- You can't say yes or no until your next turn. Everyone else will try to trap you.
- Say your phone's battery percentage out loud, then explain it as your life status.
- Pick a word you say a lot and replace it with "beep" until your next turn.
- Change how you're sitting right now and keep the new position until your next turn.
- Act out a movie title with zero words and let the group guess it.
- Sing a jingle from any TV advert that's been stuck in your head.
- Sell the drink in front of you like you're in a 15-second TV commercial.
- Copy the exact posture of the person across from you and hold it until your next turn.
- Count out loud from 30 down to 1, skipping every number that contains a 3.
- Count from one to ten out loud, getting noticeably angrier with every number.
- Dance for ten seconds to a song only you can hear.
- Describe your day as a cooking recipe, with ingredients and steps.
- Close your eyes and describe this room's ceiling in as much detail as you can.
- Without looking down, describe your own shoes in as much detail as possible.
- Explain how to get to the nearest station, but in a dialect you don't actually speak.
- Give tomorrow's weather forecast entirely in a dialect you don't normally speak.
- Draw the person across from you without ever looking at your paper, then show them.
- Whatever the person on your left says next, repeat it back in a different accent.
- Elbow-bump every person here while saying their name out loud.
- Explain what you do all day as if you're talking to a five-year-old.
- Hold eye contact with the person on your right for 15 seconds without speaking.
- Do the most convincing fake yawn you can and see how many people catch it.
- Say your favourite word three times, each time with a completely different feeling.
- Repeat, word for word, the first thing you said after you sat down here.
- Fist-bump the person across from you in extreme slow motion, explosion included.
- Name a food starting with each of the first five letters of the alphabet, no pauses.