Internet and phone questions
Old usernames, unopened apps, screen time, the app you'd delete first.
- What did the algorithm recommend that was so accurate it genuinely unsettled you?
- Be the admin of every group chat you're in, or be permanently unable to speak in any of them?
- Never have I ever ticked 'I have read and agree' having read absolutely none of it.
- Announce what you ate for breakfast with the energy of someone who types in all capitals.
- Which app have you deleted and reinstalled the most times, and what keeps dragging you back?
- Every notification from every app forever, or none at all and you check everything by hand?
- Never have I ever set an early alarm and then stayed awake scrolling right past it.
- Show your battery percentage right now and explain exactly how it got that way.
- Tell us about the time autocorrect swapped a word and wrecked a message.
- Videos autoplay forever with no stop button, or zero recommendations and you search for every single thing?
- Never have I ever watched something on an account that belongs to someone else's household.
- Close your eyes and describe the icon of the app you use most — shape, colours, everything. No peeking.
- At what battery percentage do you start genuinely panicking?
- A phone stuck at 5% that never dies, or a full battery you can only charge once a week?
- Never have I ever bought something purely because an ad caught me at exactly the right moment.
- Write out your whole day using only emoji, then hold the screen up for your left neighbour to decode.
- What's the last thing you watched all the way through in a single sitting?
- Screen brightness stuck at maximum forever, or volume stuck at one bar forever?
- Never have I ever given five stars to something I had barely used.
- Explain the last thing that made you laugh online as if your grandmother were listening.
- What's the very first bookmark in your browser, and how out of date is it?
- Everything you open buffers for ten seconds first, or you can never wear headphones outside again?
- Never have I ever kept up with an animal account more loyally than with my actual friends.
- Come up with a wifi network name for this room that would make the neighbours desperately curious.
- What's been sitting in your online cart for months while you refuse to either buy it or remove it?
- Settle every plan on a chaotic group call, or in a chat where three people never reply?
- Never have I ever scrolled too far back and accidentally liked something ancient.
- Film-free unboxing: pick any object within arm's reach and hype it up for one full minute.
- Which emoji or sticker do you overuse so much that friends would recognise you by it?
- Cloud storage that is permanently full, or a phone that deletes your oldest app every week?